Who the fuck—?

• hopelessly in love with Mary Shelley and Aphra Behn
• wig wearer
• the dawn of the twenties
• mostly a lady (but sometimes not)
• [d]android
• gothic lolita
• sleeping beauty
• queer scholar
• late 18th century enthusiast
• natural born conch
• believer in the virtue of ingenuity and progress
• owner of a permanent phallic extension via the ceremony of matrimony
• pon dis wei

What the fuck—?

• horror movies and mgore
• things that are 2kawaii 2live and 2sugoi 2die
• music made by robots
• lesbians and girls who should be lesbians for the sake of staying theme appropriate
• bats, spiders, and bones
• some jap gaym called yummy dicky
• me hitting on my followers aggressively

Get the fuck away from me if you’re armed with—

• pseudoslacktivist propaganda bullshit
• completely rational hatred validated by stupidity
• white man’s guilt
• the colour yellow

Anything else that I haven’t addressed but you just have a BURNING CURIOSITY* can be directed to my ask box.

*this might, however, just be the clap and you may want to have that checked out