
I am the hon. Augusta Leigh, Queen of the Eyesores. Gary the 1987 converted Cadillac Brougham is my faithful steed; unfortunately, she's on sabattical presently and now I'm just stuck with some guy I signed legally binding paperwork with as we skip around the southeastern U.S together until something good happens. I'm an English literature graduate and I probably love Mary Shelley more than you ever could.
Some vague acronyms to describe me are: intj, asd, & egl
My blog is unapologetically not safe for life. I don't use trigger warnings nor do I tag appropriately; so follow at your own risk.

for frankencunt
How has this bee in my queue for so long.
Goddamn, I can’t wait to go to mortuary school.