
I am the hon. Augusta Leigh, Queen of the Eyesores. Gary the 1987 converted Cadillac Brougham is my faithful steed; unfortunately, she's on sabattical presently and now I'm just stuck with some guy I signed legally binding paperwork with as we skip around the southeastern U.S together until something good happens. I'm an English literature graduate and I probably love Mary Shelley more than you ever could.
Some vague acronyms to describe me are: intj, asd, & egl
My blog is unapologetically not safe for life. I don't use trigger warnings nor do I tag appropriately; so follow at your own risk.

what have i done???????
Bitch wanted an apple pie, made from scratch.
I told that bitch she gotta invent the universe first.
Sexist bastard.
Bitch.
BEST. CAPTION. EVER.
Bitches don’t know that they’re a way for the Cosmos to know itself.
(via penthesileas)
I just need to show this to you all, okay?
spaceandstuffidk:imaginejunkblog:spaceandstuffidk:
old memes are good memes/ bitches don’t know bout my saganspam
they don’t even know!
Carl Sagan had access to secret digital camera prototypes before the mid-1990s… wow, learning *so much* today.